Hot for Harwood

We all know that certain members of the militia (I'm looking at you, Wrangler) were in love with a certain Woodland teacher (hint: last name starts with a Draxten). What you might not know is that if she were caught having...relations...with, say, Ted Harwood, that she'd be subject to punishment. While many think that it'd be much less severe than that of a man caught doing a female student, it turns out that it's nearly the same.