At least it's better than US Bank

While US Bank charges late fees and overdrawn fees and out-of-network fees for ATM, these piggy banks just keep your money safe. At only $75, they're well worth the money.

From what I've heard--and this may be wrong--the best way to get your money out of one of these banks is to shoot it through the snout and then let it writhe in pain and run around the room until you finally finish the job. That's what I've heard.