Monday, January 30, 2006

Levi's Favorite Art

Levi loves this kind of art. He can't even stop thinking about it when he goes to bed... alone.... in the dark... all by himself.... naked and vulnerable.

Here's the gallery

Sunday, January 29, 2006

Rice Lake Township Statistics

Okay, I was adding the "Rice Lake Township" link that's on the right hand side of this page and noticed a couple things of interest.

1) I want to know who the individual(s) of Pacific Islander descent are. Ray Gamache?
2) Apparently Arnold is a "city" and it is "included" in the township?
3) Lastly and amazingly, the average median age of men is slightly higher than that of the women, which could imply several things. The old men don't go into retirement homes outside the township until a year or two after their wives? RLT women don't enjoy the significant extension of life span most American woman enjoy (smoking, drinking, being married to RLT men being the cause)? The woman aren't considered members of society / don't leave the house and don't respond to census surveys? Not sure.

Here's the page.


Levi, you especially gotta check this Flash game out. There aren't a lot of Flash games this high of calibur. It's not THAT fun really, but its got a nice overall theme and is worth clicking at for a few minutes. Lends to other ideas. This is Samorost2, which I haven't played much. The original I got hooked on for a several hours.

Saturday, January 28, 2006

Cardboard T-Shirt Folding Machine

T-shirt is the dumbest word in the English language. T ... shirt. Why? You don't call your shorts N-shorts (or U-shorts perhaps). You don't call Quade's dick J-Penis. Why T-shirt. Ugh.

Those crafty asians are at it again. Check it out.

(I'm generalizing and assuming this is an asian invention. They seems to have a higher regard for tighly folded clothes than most cultures. Evidence: here)

We dodged this bullet a few times

A couple acid burns, toxic gases being inhaled, etc from a Works bomb. Nothing compared to this.

It's like Jerusalem, only in Florida. And Mickey Mouse lives next door.

I'm not sure what to make of this: The Holy Land Experience. I do know that they definitely don't have someone competent doing their flash design. If they did, then you'd actually be able to click on the buildings during the "Tour" feature.

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Chappelle Show

Black Bush.

Classic Dave Chappelle.

Monday, January 23, 2006

Rendered Characters Exploding? Hilarious

Explosions, violence, a fire hose, Napoleon Dynamite. Flash at its best: DeviantArt

Saturday, January 21, 2006

Sara and I got 23 out of 32. Because I am a genius.

Friday, January 20, 2006


Now when Axe watches PBS I can too. And I don't even feel guilty about it. As opposed to before when I would watch it and then ask myself "why the hell are you watching Between the fucking lions." Now I just say "I'm watching between the fucking lions, because Axel likes it. Not because I actually enjoy it." And this makes me feel better about remembering the smell of my mom cooking tattertots and hotdogs for dinner everynight while I caught up on my numbers and letters by watching sesame street. Also Sir Gwain rocks.

There is no link to any page this time. But you can prettend that this ( 8====O ~~ o-: ) is my cock and your trying to sucking it, if it make you feel any better.

Saved By The Bell

I dare you to watch this whole video. It's got everything that's embarrassing about the 80s: hot pink loetards, badly choreographed dance scenes containing music with a positive message (think Reading Rainbow's "Cooperation"), working out of course, earning it the right way... ugh... so... awesome! If you can make it through the whole video without blushing, then you probably never thought the show was cool when you were a kid.


Thursday, January 19, 2006

3Dish Flash Game

Worth ten minutes of play. The later levels speed up and have a cooler look to them, changing every time and keeping it intense. I think the Hurloon Wrangler wrote it.

Perspective? Denied!

I probably wouldn't have shared either of these two seperately. But together? Oh yeah.

Awesome perspective-denying art.

Crazy awesome perspective-denying art done in B&W photos with people.

Exactly the type of graph we need

This graph comes from this wikipedia article. It charts movies in which the F-word is used the highest number of times per minute. If we add all of these numbers up, we still fail to reach the number of F-words used during the average Rice Lake conversation.

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

At least it's better than US Bank

While US Bank charges late fees and overdrawn fees and out-of-network fees for ATM, these piggy banks just keep your money safe. At only $75, they're well worth the money.

From what I've heard--and this may be wrong--the best way to get your money out of one of these banks is to shoot it through the snout and then let it writhe in pain and run around the room until you finally finish the job. That's what I've heard.

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Hot for Harwood

We all know that certain members of the militia (I'm looking at you, Wrangler) were in love with a certain Woodland teacher (hint: last name starts with a Draxten). What you might not know is that if she were caught having...relations...with, say, Ted Harwood, that she'd be subject to punishment. While many think that it'd be much less severe than that of a man caught doing a female student, it turns out that it's nearly the same.

Better than huffing gas...

Could there really be anything better than huffing gas. I say there just may be. I happen to have about twenty some feet of copper tubbing laying around, and some brass fittings. I like the names Old Skull and Grandpaps Rot Gut. Anyway check this out fuckers.

Monday, January 16, 2006

Charlie Kerfeld

That's right, its Kerfeld. There is no Charlie Curfield, Kurfield, Kerfield... Charlie Kerfeld. He and I actually have something important in common. Our middle names.

He's a Libra, his nickname was "Pterodactyl" and, yes, he's still alive!

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